DELIVERING A SHOCK

ATTENTION LADIES: Do NOT mistake this for your slim-fit easy glide, or you will be twitching from 50,000 volts.

The ancient Egyptians invented the first disposable tampon that was made from softened papyrus. The ancient Greeks came up with the idea to wrap lint around a small piece of wood to stop the unwanted monthly flow. Ok, enough with the history lesson. Moving onto present day, the female hygeine unit known as the tampon needs no introduction, and is primarily used to absorb the flow of bodily fluid. It's also a must-have in any rugged outdoorsmen survival kit, (ask Bear Grylls) plus serves as a great firestarter when in a wet survival situation. Taking self defense into your own hands is the way to go, the aptly named, ‘Pink Stinger’ is a stun gun designed as a tampon, and can deliver a whopping 50,000 volts to any attacker. This tampon taser can be used directly or shot at a target up to 4-meters away. This will make you think twice when you hear a woman say, ‘I gotta change my tampon.’ Be sure not to get on your woman’s bad side. I wonder what the kind bastards at the TSA would do if they found this in your purse? We are quite certain 'The Pink Stinger' is on the TSA prohibited list.