Check your nuts at the door

Pistachio Unshelled is new to the Blog-world and aims to give straightforward insight. We shall use the beloved pistachio as a creative outlet to bring joy and happiness to the digital realm. If anything mentioned on Pistachio should offend... Tough sh*t, deal with it and go listen to Justin Bieber! The objective of Pistachio unshelled is simple... To give you the scoop on nuttin' but the cold hard truth... In a nutshell of course!

Monday, May 23, 2011

SOCIAL MEDIA

When it comes to social media, you're either involved in the game, or simply watch helplessly on the sidelines.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SAVE WATER, GROW A BEARD


Budweiser is encouraging men across America to forego shaving leading up to World Environment Day on June 5. By avoiding the shave from now until June 5th in the hopes of saving over 1 million gallons (nearly 3.8 million liters) of water. The 'Grow One Save a Million' campaign is active on the Budweiser Facebook Page and is'nt restricted to the USA. 
"Every gallon of water that we save makes a difference to our communities, so when thousands of people get together for one common cause, great things can happen," said Chad Pregracke, founder of Living Lands & Waters and the face of the program on Budweiser's Facebook page. "By pledging to skip shaving and 'grow one,' guys can literally wear their commitment to conserving our most valuable natural resource." *
Last year more than 1,200 employees at Anheuser-Busch skipped the regular shave in the week leading up to World Environment Day. As a result, the cumulative savings last year totaled nearly 42,000 gallons (159,000 liters) of water. Alright gents, you have been informed, so skip the shave, grow the scruff and help save precious H2O. Cheers!
* Source: Budweiser

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

SMOKING JOE'S BBQ & LOUNGE

The semi-private dining room in Smoking Joe's BBQ & Lounge seats 12-14 comfortably.

The bar and smoking area with a nice view of central Jakarta.

Mammoth BBQ pork ribs. Smoked for 12-hours at 250 degrees Fahrenheit. Moist, Tender, Juicy. 

Straight from America's heartland,St. Louis, Missouri. American BBQ franchise Smoking Joe's opens in Jakarta, Indonesia. Serving traditional Memphis-style dry-rub BBQ in the world's most populous Muslim nation hasn't stopped owners and the founder of Smoking Joe's from developing a cult following with both ex-pat and locals alike. In eight short weeks the restaurant 7 lounge has quickly become a culinary destination in Jakarta. They pride themselves on slow-smoked meats in their one-ton smoker imported directly from Missouri. All meat is smoked using wood from the Jack Fruit tree which offers a distinguished taste and an amazing aroma. What's good on the menu? The Beef Brisket, Pulled Pork and BBQ Pork ribs are all winners. Save room for dessert and try the Toll House chocolate chip cookie that's big enough for a car full. Also the home made apple pie is worth digging into and is served with vanilla ice cream. Portions are hearty and it's best to bring your appetite. Wait staff are knowledgeable and friendly. Smoking Joe's is a meat lover's paradise, but also have delicious menu items for everyone. Grand Opening Party is scheduled for Thursday, May 19th and will be the first location in Southeast Asia to serve Budweiser, 'The King of Beers.'

Saturday, February 5, 2011

PHYSICAL & MENTAL DISCIPLINES


MEGA CITY

China plans to make the world's largest mega-city. Population: 42 million

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

OUT ON THE PORCH BUT THEY DON'T WAVE

Pearl Jam... then
... and now! 
This year marks the 20th Anniversary of Pearl Jam! It's a milestone year for the band founded in Seattle, Washington. On the official Pearl Jam Website announced the release of their upcoming "Live on Ten Legs" album, along with reissuing the albums "Vs." and "Vitalogy." Get ready for "Pearl Jam Twenty," a documentary about the band directed by Cameron Crowe ("Jerry MacGuire" & "Almost Famous"). To celebrate the occasion, we will not attempt to decipher the lyrics from, 'Yellow Ledbetter'... But will hit repeat on the track, "Elder Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town." Yes, time flies and it's been 13-years since seeing  Pearl Jam live in Memphis, Tennessee. Eddie Vedder did Elvis Presley proud that night by doing several mighty fine encore renditions of the King of Rock n' Roll. Long live Pearl Jam!

Friday, January 28, 2011

SUB-ZERO NINJA

When the temps dip below freezing and you need to venture outside, the first thought is protection. Layering is of course a good idea, but to take things to the next level, you might want to invest in this: the Cold Avenger Expedition Balaclava. Perfect for shredding the slopes on a frigid morning, or taking the dog out for a romp in the snow. It provides about as much warmth as if you were sitting on the hearth, directly in front of the fireplace, not to mention you look like a bad ass samurai.  The Darth-Vader-style breathing apparatus is made of medical grader plastic and warms incoming air... Perfect for when you are dog sledding through the Alaskan wilderness. This balaclava will keep you feeling hot and toasty, even if your nuts are not!  Kick ass reflective goggles not included.

Monday, January 24, 2011

WARM YOUR BUNS!

Directions: Pre-heat bus stop to 180 degrees Celsius & bake for 15-20 minutes. 
Don't ya just love public transportation? Especially when waiting in the sub-zero conditions, with a nasty north wind freezing your eyelids shut?! Well, our clever friends at Caribou Coffee in Minneapolis, Minnesota have created the warm and toasty atmosphere inside the frigid public transit shelters throughout the metro area. These shelters are equipped with genuine heaters and highlight the 'Hot n' Wholesome goodness' one expects to receive at Caribou Coffee. Did we mention that they serve a truly potent cup o' Java? But when temps dip, stay away from the iced coffee. 

LOVE ME TENDER




Agent Provocateur reminds you that Valentine's Day is fast approaching!
Model Rosie Huntington reminds you gentlemen... Don't forget Valentine's Day!
What will you get for your special something this Valentine's Day? Agent Provocateur has some revealing ideas! The short film, 'Love me Tender," written and directed by our friend Greg Williams stars model Rosie Huntington and reminds men everywhere that work does not always come first. This campaign was released last year, but it's so hot we thought it was worthy bringing back into the spotlight... What do men want for Valentine's Day?

THE WAY MAN WAS INTENDED TO LIVE

Thursday, January 13, 2011

TWO STEP

Image courtesy of John Varvatos.
We love Dave Matthews and the music he and his mates create, but John Varvatos gives us lukewarm feelings. The two teamed up with Dave being the new face of the Varvatos Spring 2011 ad campaign. There is also an accompanying video you can check out here. Frankly speaking it's a little nuts, and semi-disturbing in a Nine Inch Nails sorta way. The cymbals between the knees make him resemble Forrest Gump when he walks. Honestly, the recently discovered homeless man with the golden voice, Ted Williams, would have been a much better fit for this campaign. Give the monkey a bowl of pistachios and be done with it... "Crash Into Me" ... Looking forward to hearing your responses.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

VERSACE UNIQUE

The newly released Versace Unique.
A full assortment of colors are available.
Chances are this is Allegra Versace's color choice, wait lets give her a call.
Just when you thought you couldn't see another 'fashion' phone, Versace launched the Unique. A superior mobile device that far surpasses any other fashion phone that has previously hit the market. You know the ones we are referring to, (those other Italian designers not named Versace). This collaboration between LG and Modelabs of France is hand-crafted with elegant luxury in mind, ahem, move over Vertu. One great feature worth noting is the 'scratch-proof' sapphire crystal touchscreen. Perhaps this phone should have been made 'bullet-proof' ... now that would impress. There's plenty other features too. Oh wait, do you like my Versace bag? How bout my purse? Shoes, also Versace? OMG and my phone... you got it,  Versace (hand clapping and giggles!) There's plenty of sick features on this gadget, including the price. (over US$8,500).  It's time to take a walk down Via Gesu in Milano and whip mine out... 


Friday, January 7, 2011

EXTRA JUICE

The World’s First Kinetic Energy Charger for Hand-Held Electronics
nPower PEG uses human energy to power mobile devices, such as cell phones & mp3 players.

What's the point of having all those cool gadgets, when by the end of the day the battery sometimes is too low to use it? Well our friends at Cleveland-based Tremont Electronic LLC, have launched the worlds first kinetic energy charging device, called the nPower PEG (or personal energy generator). It's a genius device that harnesses the energy from walking, running, etc, to power your gadgets. It retails for about US$150 and is perfect for the tech savvy member of the family. Just put it your bag, or in your pocket and you will have an immediate power source.*TSA approved!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

STARBUCKS DEAD HEAD

Your new & improved STARBUCKS logo

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

IN-FLIGHT SERVICE


Yes, Laker's head coach Phil Jackson is the mastermind behind the Kobe Bryant 'Iron Man' suit. Fly the friendly skies with Turkish Airlines and Kobe Bryant... In case you forgot, Kobe is the brand ambassador for Turkish Airlines. What CNN fails to report is that Kobe was indeed on a recent flight using an alias and CIA-issued fake passport. Please present your boarding pass, ID, and mental stability card to the gate agent before boarding. Turkish Air hijack attempt foiled.

Friday, December 31, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cheers to 2011! Stay tuned for more fun and exciting posts this year!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

DRAGON COFFEE BREATH

Well, the resulting 'B*tch' can also stem from the poor service one might receive at Starbucks. Happy New Year to our dear friends at Bluntcard.com for the smiles throughout 2010. The first thing being served following our New Year's Eve celebration is a hot cup 'o Java! Cheers!

AIR BATH

It's the TOTO Neorest Air Bath
Ok gentlemen, I know what you're thinking ... When was the last time you took a bath, (unless it was a romantic tub session with your significant other). In all honesty, I am a shower guy, but this sleek bath from TOTO warrants some attention heading into the New Year. With almost as many bells and whistles as the finest luxury automobile, it's hard to keep from getting naked and stepping into the Air Bath (not alone of course). Don't forget the scented candles, soothing music and a lovely bottle of Pinot Noir to enhance the experience... not that this bathing experience needs any form of enhancement! Happy New Year!