Attention all polar bears reading this, please look no further. Your spokesman for climate change continues to have a very tough year. As if the recent divorce from longtime wife Tipper wasn't enough, former US Vice President and 2007 Nobel Peace Prize winner is being accused of sexually assaulting an Oregon massage therapist back in 2006. C'mon Al, thou shall not sexually assault thy masseuse! When you happen to be a prolific figure you should control your deviant actions ... No matter how aroused one may get while on the receiving end of a rub down. He must have thought he was at one of those 'sleazy' back-alley massage parlors. But hey, he can at least seek comfort in knowing that he can always call on Tiger Woods for advice in this department... After all, each one just wanted to bust-a-nut!
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