Mercedes-Benz "Welcome" -- Super Bowl Commercial 2011

PHYSICAL & MENTAL DISCIPLINES

MEGA CITY

China plans to make the world's largest mega-city. Population: 42 million

OUT ON THE PORCH BUT THEY DON'T WAVE

Pearl Jam... then

... and now! 

This year marks the 20th Anniversary of Pearl Jam! It's a milestone year for the band founded in Seattle, Washington. On the official Pearl Jam Website announced the release of their upcoming "Live on Ten Legs" album, along with reissuing the albums "Vs." and "Vitalogy." Get ready for "Pearl Jam Twenty," a documentary about the band directed by Cameron Crowe ("Jerry MacGuire" & "Almost Famous"). To celebrate the occasion, we will not attempt to decipher the lyrics from, 'Yellow Ledbetter'... But will hit repeat on the track, "Elder Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town." Yes, time flies and it's been 13-years since seeing  Pearl Jam live in Memphis, Tennessee. Eddie Vedder did Elvis Presley proud that night by doing several mighty fine encore renditions of the King of Rock n' Roll. Long live Pearl Jam!

SUB-ZERO NINJA

When the temps dip below freezing and you need to venture outside, the first thought is protection. Layering is of course a good idea, but to take things to the next level, you might want to invest in this: the Cold Avenger Expedition Balaclava. Perfect for shredding the slopes on a frigid morning, or taking the dog out for a romp in the snow. It provides about as much warmth as if you were sitting on the hearth, directly in front of the fireplace, not to mention you look like a bad ass samurai.  The Darth-Vader-style breathing apparatus is made of medical grader plastic and warms incoming air... Perfect for when you are dog sledding through the Alaskan wilderness. This balaclava will keep you feeling hot and toasty, even if your nuts are not!  Kick ass reflective goggles not included.

WARM YOUR BUNS!

Directions: Pre-heat bus stop to 180 degrees Celsius & bake for 15-20 minutes. 

Don't ya just love public transportation? Especially when waiting in the sub-zero conditions, with a nasty north wind freezing your eyelids shut?! Well, our clever friends at Caribou Coffee in Minneapolis, Minnesota have created the warm and toasty atmosphere inside the frigid public transit shelters throughout the metro area. These shelters are equipped with genuine heaters and highlight the 'Hot n' Wholesome goodness' one expects to receive at Caribou Coffee. Did we mention that they serve a truly potent cup o' Java? But when temps dip, stay away from the iced coffee. 

LOVE ME TENDER

Agent Provocateur reminds you that Valentine's Day is fast approaching!

Model Rosie Huntington reminds you gentlemen... Don't forget Valentine's Day!

What will you get for your special something this Valentine's Day? Agent Provocateur has some revealing ideas! The short film, 'Love me Tender," written and directed by our friend Greg Williams stars model Rosie Huntington and reminds men everywhere that work does not always come first. This campaign was released last year, but it's so hot we thought it was worthy bringing back into the spotlight... What do men want for Valentine's Day?

THE WAY MAN WAS INTENDED TO LIVE

TWO STEP

Image courtesy of John Varvatos.

We love Dave Matthews and the music he and his mates create, but John Varvatos gives us lukewarm feelings. The two teamed up with Dave being the new face of the Varvatos Spring 2011 ad campaign. There is also an accompanying video you can check out here. Frankly speaking it's a little nuts, and semi-disturbing in a Nine Inch Nails sorta way. The cymbals between the knees make him resemble Forrest Gump when he walks. Honestly, the recently discovered homeless man with the golden voice, Ted Williams, would have been a much better fit for this campaign. Give the monkey a bowl of pistachios and be done with it... "Crash Into Me" ... Looking forward to hearing your responses.

VERSACE UNIQUE

The newly released Versace Unique.

A full assortment of colors are available.

Chances are this is Allegra Versace's color choice, wait lets give her a call.

Just when you thought you couldn't see another 'fashion' phone, Versace launched the Unique. A superior mobile device that far surpasses any other fashion phone that has previously hit the market. You know the ones we are referring to, (those other Italian designers not named Versace). This collaboration between LG and Modelabs of France is hand-crafted with elegant luxury in mind, ahem, move over Vertu. One great feature worth noting is the 'scratch-proof' sapphire crystal touchscreen. Perhaps this phone should have been made 'bullet-proof' ... now that would impress. There's plenty other features too. Oh wait, do you like my Versace bag? How bout my purse? Shoes, also Versace? OMG and my phone... you got it,  Versace (hand clapping and giggles!) There's plenty of sick features on this gadget, including the price. (over US$8,500).  It's time to take a walk down Via Gesu in Milano and whip mine out... 

EXTRA JUICE

The World’s First Kinetic Energy Charger for Hand-Held Electronics

nPower PEG uses human energy to power mobile devices, such as cell phones & mp3 players.

What's the point of having all those cool gadgets, when by the end of the day the battery sometimes is too low to use it? Well our friends at Cleveland-based Tremont Electronic LLC, have launched the worlds first kinetic energy charging device, called the nPower PEG (or personal energy generator). It's a genius device that harnesses the energy from walking, running, etc, to power your gadgets. It retails for about US$150 and is perfect for the tech savvy member of the family. Just put it your bag, or in your pocket and you will have an immediate power source.*TSA approved!

STARBUCKS DEAD HEAD

Your new & improved STARBUCKS logo

IN-FLIGHT SERVICE

Yes, Laker's head coach Phil Jackson is the mastermind behind the Kobe Bryant 'Iron Man' suit. Fly the friendly skies with Turkish Airlines and Kobe Bryant... In case you forgot, Kobe is the brand ambassador for Turkish Airlines. What CNN fails to report is that Kobe was indeed on a recent flight using an alias and CIA-issued fake passport. Please present your boarding pass, ID, and mental stability card to the gate agent before boarding. Turkish Air hijack attempt foiled.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cheers to 2011! Stay tuned for more fun and exciting posts this year!

DRAGON COFFEE BREATH

Well, the resulting 'B*tch' can also stem from the poor service one might receive at Starbucks. Happy New Year to our dear friends at Bluntcard.com for the smiles throughout 2010. The first thing being served following our New Year's Eve celebration is a hot cup 'o Java! Cheers!

AIR BATH

It's the TOTO Neorest Air Bath

Ok gentlemen, I know what you're thinking ... When was the last time you took a bath, (unless it was a romantic tub session with your significant other). In all honesty, I am a shower guy, but this sleek bath from TOTO warrants some attention heading into the New Year. With almost as many bells and whistles as the finest luxury automobile, it's hard to keep from getting naked and stepping into the Air Bath (not alone of course). Don't forget the scented candles, soothing music and a lovely bottle of Pinot Noir to enhance the experience... not that this bathing experience needs any form of enhancement! Happy New Year!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

The Sleek Audio SA7 earphones are built to withstand almost anything, including combat. Just in case you drive a tank or are firing your weapon on the run, these beauties pack a punch and are the preferred headphones by several military officers. The rugged Sleek Audio SA7's are constructed with milled aluminum and silicone, and then capped off in carbon fiber for extra protection. Think of them as a Kevlar vest for your ears. The SA7s are held together with Titanium screws to ensure they keep pumping out the beats in even the most strenuous of situations. They feature a pretty sweet wireless option or can be used on the cord. If they muffle the sounds of combat, they certainly will drown out the sound of that screaming baby in the airplane. Retail for US$400. (We frown upon anyone listening to Justin Bieber with these killer headphones.)

THE ROLLS-ROYCE OF TEQUILA

This tequila is smoother than silk.

Diamante retails for around US139 in the USA, and is well worth the investment.

Happy Holidays! On Christmas day I was fortunate enough to share a few shots of this ultra-premium tequila. Patrón is the equivalent to a tequila training bra compared to this one! I would rate the contents of this bottle to be as smooth as Fiji Water, but with a slight tequila aroma... No salt or lemon/lime required. Enjoy chilled. Now that's SMOOTH!

From 7,500 feet above sea level, in ‘the purest corner’ of Mexico – the highlands of Purisima del Rincon – comes a tequila that is redefining luxury in terms of the South American drink. DeLeón’s Diamante is their blanco tequila & so far it’s earned quite a reputation for itself in the premium alcohol field. Reposado is their ultra smooth offering, perfect for your cocktail evenings by the poolside. Diamante retails at around US$139, with Reposado going for $129 a bottle.The family-owned distillery will be releasing Añejo later this year & there’s a lot of buzz about the new kind on the block: the brew is apparently aged in Sauternes wine barrels from premium wine-makers. Perfect for the New Years bash ya'll!

IT"S TIME TO FIGHT BACK

Penguins are joining the fight against global warming!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. Join the fight against global warming!